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Best and selected collection of funny SMS/Jokes.Best New year jokes..

Joke No 1: Kehta hy Pal Pal Tum sy Hoke Dil Ye Deewana!

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Kuch Ghanty bad NEW YEAR hy Khoob Rager Rager k Nahana.

Joke no 2:Congratulations People of Pakistan!

We are the Only Nation in the World.

Who'll gonna Start New Year with a Strike.

So I'm Sure that I'm the 1st to Wish You.


Happy Strike Year 2010.

Nice Na?

 

Joke no 3:-SUNO DECEMBER!

Sambhaal k Rakhna Tum Apne Qadmon ka Bojh in Per,

K is Zameen Per Jahan sy Guzro gy,

Meri Yaadon ki Qabar Hogi,

K Jin ki Teh Mai na Jaane Kese?

Hazaron Yaadon ki Roshni ko,

Andheri Qabron Mai Band Kya hy. . . . . !

SUNO DECEMBER!

Mujhe ye Darr hy k Teri Aahat sy,

Soii Yaadain Chonk na Jaen,

Nikal k Qabron sy Lot Aaen,

SUNO DECEMBER!

Keh Meri Aankhon Mai Ab Andhere Samaa Gaey hyn,

Meri Sama'at Bi Jese Gumm hy,

k Saare Jaz Bay hi Barf ho kr,

Lahu ko Jese Jamaa Gaye Hyn.

SUNO DECEMBER!

K Woh bi Bichhra,

JISE KABHI BHI NA PAYA MAIN NE.

 

 

joke no 4:Musharraf comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee. After dinner, Vajpayee says to Musharraf: "Well Parvez, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Musharraf "Oh well, it's simple", says Atal. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".

He calls Advani over and asks him "Tell me Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me!" "Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Musharraf is very impressed. He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet.
He calls in his favourite member of cabinet and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? " He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit further Sir? May I let you know tomorrow? ". "Of course", says Musharraf, "You've got 24 hours."

He goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer.Twenty hours later, the member of Musharraf's cabinet is very worried-still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually he says to himself: "I'll ask Bill Clinton, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Clinton. "Mr.President", he says, "Tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very simple", says Clinton, "It's me!"

"Wonderful!" says the Cabinet member and hangs up. Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer, he rings Musharraf. "Sir, I've got the answer!".

"What is it?"

"It's Bill Clinton".

"No, you idiot", says Musharraf, "It's Advani".

Joke no 5:Dear friends
Enjoy tha last COOL EVENING of 2009.
May GOD excuse our all mistakes
"GOOD EVENING"
BYE BYE


(.")/' '\(".)
<).) 2009 (.(>
_/\_ _/\_

 

 

 

Joke no 6:- Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Joke no 7:Year's End is Neither an End

Nor a Beginning

But a Going on,

With All the Wisdom

That Experience

Can instill in us.

 

Joke no 8:2009 Ja Raha Hai...

Her Insan Khata Ka Putla Hai..

Ager Koi Ghalti Ho Gayi Ho..

Dil Dukhaya Ho..

Bura Laga Ho To Please...


Mujhe



Call Kar Ke Maafi Maang Lena...

Mein Bohot Reham Dil Hoon...

 

Joke no 9:Happy New Year 2010

Peshawar Main Naye Saal Ka Chand Nazar Aagaya Hai.


Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)


Ab Aap Bhi New Year Wish Kar Den Sabko.

 

Joke no 10: -Suno December! Usay Pukaro
Suno December! Usay Mila Do

Ab is Sy Pehley K Saal Guzre
Ab is Sy Pehley K Jaan Nikle

Wohi Sitara Mere Lakeeron Mai Qaid Kar Do
Is Akhri Shab k Akhri Pal Koi Bada Ikhtitam Kar Do

Ye Zindagi Bhi Tamam kar Do
Suno December! Usay Bula Do.

 

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Joke no 11:Day By Day Teri Khushiyan Ho Jayen Double,

Teri Zindagi sy Delete Ho Jaye Trouble,

Khuda Rakhe Hamesha Tujhe Smart And Fit,

Tere Liye New Year Ho Super-Duper Hit!!

 

 

Joke no 12:Zara Sambhal K

Zyada Bhari Cheezen Mat Uthana

Waqt Py Khana

Waqt Py Sona

Apna Khayal Rakhna

Q K

Aakhri Mahina Chal Raha hy na...

Happy New Year Advance.

 

 

Joke no 13: -Like Birds,
Let Us Leave behind What We don't Need to Carry.

GRUDGES
SADNESS
PAIN
FEAR and
REGRETS.

Life is Beautiful, Enjoy it.

 

Joke no 14:Sab ke Dilon Mai ho Sab ke lye Piar,

Aany Vala her Din Laye Khushiyon ki Bahaar.

Is Ummeed k 7 Aao Bhool K Sary Ghum,

New Year 2010 Ko Hum Sub Karen WELCOME. :-)

 

Joke no 15: -Khuda Kray K Naya Saal Aap Ko Rsas Ajae

Jisay Aap Chahtay Ho Wo Aap K Pas Ajae

Aap Sara Saal Kanwaray Na Rahain

Aap Ka Rishta Ly K Aap Ki Saas Ajae.

Happy New Year 2010

 

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