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Best and selected collection of funny SMS/Jokes.Romantic jokes..

Joke No 1: Kia ap Shadi karna chahte hain?
Pehle zara ye parh lain!!

1. Police Man:
Sub mujhse darte hain aur main apni BV se.
2. Mochi:
main jutey ki murammat karta hon aur BV meri.
3. Teacher:
Main Class main musalsal bolta hon aur ghar main sirf BV ki sunta hon.
4. Officer:
main office main afsar hon ghar main to adna sa mulazim hon.
5. Judge:
Main court main insaf karta hon or ghar main BV se insaf ki bheek mangta hon

 

Joke no 2:Newly married couple
.
Wife:
Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai
.
Husband:
Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho

 

Joke no 3:-Wife: Jb Aap Bahir Jaate Hain tou Mujhy Darr Laga rehta hy...


Husband: Don't Worry Darling! Me Jaldi aa Jaya Karon Ga...


Wife: Isi Baat Ka to Darr Laga Rehta Hy..

 

 

joke no 4:1 Ghar Se Hmesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Kisi ne Khush-Gawar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha

Shohr Bola : BV Muje Jote Mrti Hy
Lg Jai To Wo Hansti Hy
Na Lage To me Hansta hon.

 

Joke no 5:Ek Shohar khubsurat tha aur BV kali thi.

Shohar:
Hum dono Jannati hen

BV:
Kesy?

Shohar:
Tm Mujhy dekh kr Shukar ada krti ho
Or
M Tumhay Dek kar toba krta hun

 

 

Joke no 6:- Phone Baja,
Husband: Fone Mery Liye Ho Tu Kehna,
Main Ghar Pe Nhi Hon

Wife: Wo Ghar Pe Hain

Husband: Main ne mna kia Tha

Wife: Phone Aap ka Nhi Mera Tha
;¤)

 

 

Joke no 7:Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy

kia dain gy?

Husband; Dhakkaa...

 

Joke no 8:After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

 

Joke no 9:*Love b4 Marriage*

Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*

“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

 

Joke no 10: -Wife to husband.

Wife: aj mere taan,maan mein aag laga den.

Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.



Moral?


"jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein"

 

 

Joke no 11:Husband: Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?

Wife: Kisi ko Apne Control me kar k Apni Marzi k kaam Karwaana.

Husband: Chal jhooTi,
Usay to Shaadi kehtay hain.:-)

 

Joke no 12:Wife:
Chalo na aj bahar chalte han aur driving ma karongi

Husbnd:
Oho !
Matlab jayenge car ma aur ayenge akhbaar mai ?!;-)

 

Joke no 13: -Pyar b ajab shay he

Maa se ho to Ebadat
Baap se ho to Muqadas
Bhai se ho to Aqidat
Behen se ho to Farz
&
Bivi se ho to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H:-(

 

Joke no 14:Wife!
Jb ap DESI sharab pity ho to muje PARO kehte ho,
WHISKY pity ho to DARLING kehte ho,
Aaj kya pia hy jo CHURAIL keh rahy ho.

HSBAND!
Aj me hosh me hon..;-)

..

Joke no 15:Wife: Me tumhari yaad me 15 Din me hi aadhi mar gai ho..



Mujhe leyne kab aarahe ho..?

Husband: 15 Din Baad..!

 

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